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2009: Here I come...

Ready or not ! Here I come. I hope I make it trough...I mean...so far so good :D

NEWS FLASH:

Work Sucks...but it pays the bills....

I'm fine...

Everything is the same-o lame-o....

Happy New Year to everyone: Ano Novo Feliz/Nuovo Anno Felice/Feliz Añ¯ Žuevo

Happy New Year to all.

I'm still alive-er and well-er and still playing a silly UK Vampire vs. Werewolf Game :D

http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31049116

I'm still alive...sorry for the delays

For some reason I've had a lot of problems lately with the Jave Script applications. Many times I cannot post, message or comment.... It's not me...it's the rage against the machine .... I'm here...I'm alive...and semi-alive....

Feliz Dia do Amigo!

Poema do Amigo Aprendiz

Quero ser o teu amigo.

Nem demais e nem de menos.

Nem tão longe nem tão perto.

Na medida mais precisa que eu puder.

Mas amar-te, sem medida, e ficar na tua vida da maneira mais discreta que eu souber.

Sem tirar-te a liberdade.

Sem jamais te sufocar.

Sem forçar tua vontade.

Sem falar quando for hora de calar, e sem calar, quando for hora de falar.

Nem ausente nem presente por demais, simplesmente, calmamente, ser-te paz...

É bonito ser amigo.

Mas, confesso, é tão difícil aprender!

E por isso eu te suplico paciência.

Vou encher este teu rosto de lembranças!

Dá-me tempo de acertar nossas distâncias!

( Autor Desconhecido )

*****

Poem of the Friend Apprentice

I want to be your friend.

Nor excessively and nor of less.

Nor so far nor so close.

In the measure more necessary than I will be able.

But to love you, without measure, and to be in your life in the way discreter than I to know.

Without taking away your freedom.

Without ever suffocating you.

Without forcing your will.

Without speaking when it is time to be silent, and without being silent, when it is time to speak.

Nor absent nor present for excessively, simply, calmly, being you peace...

It is good to be a friend.

But, I confess, is so difficult to learn! and therefore I you request patience.

I go to fill your face with rememberances!

It gives time to me to make right our distances!

(Unknown Author) (Translator not well versed either)

bite me (?)

Want to play a game?

http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31049116

SPAM sucks; SPAMMER U sux big time

Well I've been spammed twice by someone who must have ED, because that's the sorta crap with which he hacks into me. It has only happened since I got a wireless phone with a camera. I suspect that some how the photo is intercepted and my code word stolen. I guess that puts an end to my freelancing by phone. Spammer you suck...no wonder you're ED.

ZEN SARCASM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt. Then things get worse. 26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday ...around age 11. 30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 31. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never slept in a room with a mosquito.

Identifying Drivers

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

Tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic and cutting people off, talking on a cell phone while eating a burger, driving a Hummer, Jeep or Expedition, or maybe a jacked-up pickup truck: ARIZONA