Grab Some Sky

Ready or not !  Here I come.  I hope I make it trough...I mean...so far so good :D

Work Sucks...but it pays the bills....

Everything is the same-o lame-o....

Happy New Year to all. 

I'm still alive-er and well-er and still playing a silly UK Vampire vs. Werewolf Game :D

http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31049116

For some reason I've had a lot of problems lately with the Jave Script applications.  Many times I cannot post, message or comment....  It's not me...it's the rage against the machine ....  I'm here...I'm alive...and semi-alive....

Poema do Amigo Aprendiz

Quero ser o teu amigo.

Nem demais e nem de menos.

Nem tão longe nem tão perto.

Na medida mais precisa que eu puder.

Mas amar-te, sem medida, e ficar na tua vida da maneira mais discreta que eu souber.

Sem tirar-te a liberdade.

Sem jamais te sufocar.

Sem forçar tua vontade.

Sem falar quando for hora de calar, e sem calar, quando for hora de falar.

Nem ausente nem presente por demais, simplesmente, calmamente, ser-te paz...

É bonito ser amigo.

Mas, confesso, é tão difícil aprender!

E por isso eu te suplico paciência.

Vou encher este teu rosto de lembranças!

Dá-me tempo de acertar nossas distâncias!

( Autor Desconhecido )

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Poem of the Friend Apprentice

I want to be your friend.

Nor excessively and nor of less.

Nor so far nor so close.

 In the measure more necessary than I will be able.

But to love you, without measure, and to be in your life in the way discreter than I to know.

Without taking away your freedom.

Without ever suffocating you.

 Without forcing your will.

Without speaking when it is time to be silent, and without being silent, when it is time to speak.

 Nor absent nor present for excessively, simply, calmly, being you peace...

It is good to be a friend.

But, I confess, is so difficult to learn! and therefore I you request patience.

I go to fill your face with rememberances!

It gives time to me to make right our distances!

(Unknown Author) (Translator not well versed either)

 

Want to play a game?

http://world2.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=31049116

Well I've been spammed twice by someone who must have ED, because that's the sorta crap with which he hacks into me.  It has only happened since I got a wireless phone with a camera.  I suspect that some how the photo is intercepted and my code word stolen.  I guess that puts an end to my freelancing by phone.  Spammer you suck...no wonder you're ED.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.  Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
 
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
 
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it.
 
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
 
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
 
6. No one is listening until you fart.
 
7. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
 
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
 
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
 
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
 
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
 
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
 
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
 
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
 
15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
 
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
 
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
 
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
 
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
 
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
 
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
 
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 
25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt. Then things get worse.
 
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
 
27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
 
28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
 
29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday ...around age 11.
 
30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
 
31. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never slept in a room with a mosquito.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK

 
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of  traffic: NEW JERSEY

 
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to  talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,   banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

 
Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA

 
One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS

   Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

Tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic and cutting people off, talking on a cell phone while eating a burger, driving a Hummer, Jeep or Expedition, or maybe a jacked-up pickup truck: ARIZONA

Am I being punished for not laughing at some big mucky ups posts ?

Where did all the comments go today ?

I'm still alive and well...just not having much luck posting in the mornings or evenings due to some kinda Java glitch on my daytime PC.  I cannot post, comment, or message during the daylight hours.  The same thing happened to me a few weeks back.  I got no assistance from buzz with my inquiries, so I anticipate that I will just have to wait this one out time too.  I think Pax was having the same issues earlier in the week.  It's frustrating.  I wondered if it was the Sun Java I was running so I deactivated it and reinstalled MSJava. *sigh* No luck.

<I>My sister who lives in LA sent me this CA Driver's License Test.</I>

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study diligently! This is a new Exam.

Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in California, you may not have realized that

the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special Application and drivers' test solely for Californians.

 

2006 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION

Name: ___________________ Stage Name:__________________
Agent: ___________________ Attorney:____________________
Therapist's Name: _________________

Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female* [ ] Formerly Male [ ] Formerly Female [ ] Both

 

*If female, indicate breast implant size: _______

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? [ ] Yes [ ] No

 

Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why you don't: ________________________________________ _______ (Use extra pages, if necessary)

 

Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue
[ ] Skinhead [ ] Other ___________

Males: [ ] hairpiece [ ] implant [ ] comb over [ ] bald (naturally) [ ] bald (shaven)

 

Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply):
[ ] Eating
[ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Shaving (male or female)
[x] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience)
[ ] Lifting weights
[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
[ ] Discharging firearms / reloading

 

Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to:
[ ] a) Shoot at other drivers ___
[ ] b) Be shot at ___

 

If you are the victim of a carjacking, you u should immediately:
[ ] a) Call the police to report the crime.
[ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase.
[ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for your 911 call not going through.
[ ] d) Call your therapist.

 

In the event of an earthquake, you should:
[ ] a) Stop your car.
[ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best.
[ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones.
[ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9.

 

In the instance of rain, you should:
[ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH.
[ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual.
[ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is.

Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ________

 

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
[ ] a) Prozac
[ ] b) Zovirax
[ ] c) Lithium
[ ] d) Zanax
[ ] e) Valium
[ ] f) Medi cal pot
[ ] g) Zoloft
[ ] h) All of the above
[ ] i) None of the above*
* If none, please explain: __________________.

 

Length of daily commute:
[ ] a) Less than 1 hour*
[ ] b) 1 hour
[ ] c) 2 hours
[ ] d) 3 hours
[ ] e) 4 hours or more
* If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________.

 

When stopped by police, you should:
[ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready.
[ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the freeway.
[ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit.

 

When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it means:
[ ] a) Her turn-signals are broken.
[ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes.
[ ] c) She is drying her nails.

 

Which part of your car will wear out first?
[ ] a) The wiper blades
[ ] b) The seat belts
[ ] c) The horn

 

Automatic door locks are good for:
[ ] a) Security
[ ] b) Convenience
[ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in.

 

The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:
[ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads
[ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way
[ ] c) Revenge

 

If you are over the age of 75, you do not have to complete this test, you are entitled to drive even if you cannot see, hear, or move.

Love the animation!!!

I love this new feature.

Hey:  I'm bnack from a week of 90-degree, plus weather in sunny, hilly West Virginia.  Spent the week in a river cabin in beautiful, downtown Buckhannon.

I'll be in the hills...and streams of West Virginia next week, the city of Buchannon, fishing in the waters of the mighty Buchannon and walking through some prime-evil [uncut] woods.  Black Bears and Muskies beware I'm armed with a digital camera and an Ugly Stick.  I'll be Bach!

Actually I must confess having access to comentary with out photos is not all as bad as I first thought.  Like ...'ll be on vacation next week and a journal gives me the ability to 'splain. Steve you done good.

I've been a little preoccupied this week and have not kept pace with the posting proletariat.   A friend has been having a little trouble [that has attracted my attention]...and the rest of the week will probably be no better.  Although things have gotten better for my far-away friend, I'm having house guests today and tonight and heading over to the Eastern Shore of Maryland on Saturday for a family reunion of sorts.  That should generate some pictures, albeit probably just pictures of relatives eating...or playing croquette, that I'll post in a "friends only" gallery...but that should include anyone reading this.